Drop It Like It's Hot = Johnny Depp + The Rarely Heard Opioid Shower
Johnny Depp Drops it Like It’s Hot
Pirates, Opioid Showers, and the Damn Nerve.
Is there anything more Americana than the perfect pair of jeans? Jeans are integral to the woman next door. From Cindy C’s Pepsi cut-offs to Brooke’s infamous nothing-in-between pair of Calvin’s, our closets are filled with denims for every moment life offers. The wait for the perfect fitting jean took 20 years. On a scientific level, why do we find long and lean aesthetics more appealing? Could it explain our Ozempic frenzy?
Beer is a paradox. Its ingredients flirt with regeneration, while its alcohol content undermines it. It is a pleasure that comes with a cellular price tag.
Get Styled according to your gut-brain axis (GBA). Dosha Dressing goes beyond simply choosing the right shoes and sweaters. Food and emotions are as critical as color and texture. Dr. Kuver created this neurobiology-based practice as a supplement for your overall wellbeing.
Starting on Saturday September 12th, you can book a one-on-one session with me during New York Fashion Week. A NYFW Edit for each general doshic profile will also be available for viewing and purchase.
In line with The Magazine’s commitment to climate awareness, I chose the sustainable luxury boutique Morphew on the Lower East Side. They house a plethora of gorgeous pieces in a fun environment!
50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend.
Light Gray Print.
Silk Screen Printed By Hand.
Regular Fit. Raglan Sleeve.
Made in New York City.
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The $cientist™ T-Shirt represents an individual that embodies creativity. A $cientist™ creates in the lab, office, studio, street, or wherever the circumstances might be.
- 100% Combed Cotton.
- Silk Screen Printed By Hand.
- Classic Fit, True To Size.
- Made in New York City.
OWN IT WEAR IT BE IT ™
100% Combed Cotton.
Silk Screen Printed By Hand.
Regular Fit.
Made in New York City.
OWN IT WEAR IT BE IT ™
Hendrix, McQueen and Einstein. The greatest $CIENTISTS in Music, Fashion and Science.
100% Combed Cotton.
Silk Screen Printed By Hand Using Glass Particle Reflective Ink.
Regular Fit. (Shown with yellow jacket in Medium; with brown jacket in Large)
Made in New York City.
OWN IT WEAR IT BE IT ™
$cientist™ Futura Oblique Face T-Shirt
This limited edition t-shirt pays homage to the O$-Original $cientist™, Barbara Kruger.
The American Artist that took the Futura oblique font and made it her own. Barbara creates iconic imagery utilizing bold white text and placing on bright, fire cracker red backgrounds. Today her work provides constant inspiration to so many popular brands around the globe, making her an O$ of the art world.
100% Combed Cotton.
Silk Screen Printed By Hand.
Regular Fit.
Made in New York City.
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100% Cotton.
Black Silicone Gel Print.
Silk Screen Printed By Hand.
Embossed PU coated Draw Cords.
Regular Fit. Raglan Sleeve.
Made in New York City.
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Fantabulous Women in STEM started out as little girls with ginormous dreams. These 11 WIS show kids and adults how to inspire and aspire to make the future of the universe better through STEM.
Our 2020 $TEMmers™ Calendar fashionably connects the ordinary to the extraordinary. These immigrants, feminists, orphans, and politicians became $cientists by saying “screw you” to obstacles and haters. They impacted humanity by busting up limitations, failures, and inequality. From computers to neurons, telescopes, and liberation, check out their stories of the past told in social media of today. They entrusted us with their discoveries so that we can continue to better humankind.
Each $TEMmer is hand-illustrated by award-winning fashion designer, Joel Alexander. The concept and text is by PhD molecular neuorpharmacologist, Aarti Kuver.
Limited Edition.
Hand Illustrated.
Dimensions: 8.5” x 7.0”
Cover: Text - 100 LB Lemon Drop with Matte Finish.
Body: Text - 65 LB Solar white textured paper.
Ink: CMYK Digital.
Staple bound.
Clip included for wall mounting.
Designed, Printed & Hand Assembled in New York City.
$cientist™ Futura Oblique T-Shirt
This limited edition t-shirt pays homage to the O$-Original $cientist™, Barbara Kruger.
The American Artist that took the Futura oblique font and made it her own. Barbara creates iconic imagery utilizing bold white text and placing on bright, fire cracker red backgrounds. Today her work provides constant inspiration to so many popular brands around the globe, making her an O$ of the art world.
100% Combed Cotton.
Silk Screen Printed By Hand.
Regular Fit.
Made in New York City.
OWN IT WEAR IT BE IT ™
O$™ = ORIGINAL $CIENTIST.™ A creator and innovator, never an imitator. This limited edition T-Shirt was crafted for those that represent this mantra on the daily.
100% Combed Cotton.
Silk Screen Printed By Hand.
Regular Fit.
Made in New York City.
OWN IT WEAR IT BE IT ™
Summer 2026 is the summer of sports. From the Knicks Championship to the World Cup, fans old and new have united in the name of a good time. As it winds down, watch the remaining games according to the science of your brain.